Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Inferno’ Script: Her Lurid, Humiliating Lines

Posted on June 26th, 2010 | Comments (0)

A script for ‘Inferno,’ the upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic in which Lindsay Lohan plays the ‘Deep Throat’ porn star, has leaked and it is more gruesome than one could imagine. Lindsay’s character is violently abused by her mother and later is humiliated by her husband/manager, who makes her talk about how stupid and ugly she is while he brings her to orgasm then beats her and starts shopping her out for group sex. Soon she is encouraged to have sex with a dog.

Jezebel.com has a copy of the script, and here are a few of Lindsay’s lines:

“To me, there is nothing more delicious than gism. I love it! I like to smear it all over my face like Ponds Cold Cream!”

“Is there anything in this life I like more than cock sucking? Okay. Well, one thing. On OCCASION. I love it when my man Chuck socks it to me in the ass.”

“I once took on a pro football team–and I don’t just mean two at a time! I mean more!”

“I was put on this earth for one thing and one thing only–sucking a footlong cock!

More of this here.

You can see Lindsay in lingerie for the ‘Inferno’ posters here.

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    Lindsay Lohan’s Spray Tan Could Set Off SCRAM

    Posted on June 26th, 2010 | Comments (0)

    Lindsay Lohan is flirting with danger by spray tanning, after being warned it could trigger a positive alcohol reading with the SCRAM people.

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      Judge Orders Lindsay Lohan To Answer Drug Questions

      Posted on June 26th, 2010 | Comments (0)

      BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Lindsay Lohan will have to answer more questions about a 2007 car chase that landed her in jail, including inquiries about drug use at the time, a judge ruled Thursday.

      Lohan’s answers will be used in a civil lawsuit filed against the actress by a woman who claims she suffered emotional distress after the incident, which prompted a criminal case that still haunts the “Mean Girls” star.

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        Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Elinore Offered Tell-All Book Deal

        Posted on June 26th, 2010 | Comments (0)

        Earlier this month, Lindsay Lohan’s assistant Elinore quit because she couldn’t take the crazy hours and odd behavior anymore, RadarOnline reported. Now, she is allegedly being offered five-figure deals to tell all about her life as Lohan’s assistant, NY Post reports. Sources said the weeklies have been offering cash deals worth around $50,000.

        Apparently, the former assistant is scared to sign a deal. “She has so far refused the offers, saying she doesn’t want to tell on Lindsay as she’s afraid she’ll never work again,” a source said.

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          Lindsay Lohan: Bravo Set Me Up To Fail!

          Posted on June 26th, 2010 | Comments (0)

          Lindsay Lohan has unleashed a string of angry tweets about how she was portrayed on the Bravo reality show ‘Double Exposure.’ The episode is called ‘Is Lindsay Here Yet?’ and features Lindsay showing up hours late to a photo shoot that happened last fall.

          “this couldn’t be more UNTRUE- Sucks when “friends” use you(in this case for ratings) even if they’re lying #karma,” she tweeted with the below picture:

          LindsayLohan.us LOHAN DOUBLE EXPOSURE Lindsay Lohan: Bravo Set Me Up To Fail! Lindsay Lohan Pictures and videos

          “As for BRAVO and their false representation of me on their new show; I was given the wrong call time-now I know on purpose…it was a set-up,” Lindsay continued. “Unfortunate that I considered jorge on the show a friend to trust…oh- and I’ve never come close to anything other than posing in a photo..I don’t appreciate being used for press, and I’m sure others would agree! Love to everyone”

          Bravo sources tell TMZ that Lindsay was 11 hours late for the 10 am shoot and her excuse was that she overslept. John Genovese, an LA publicist, backs up this story.

          “Lindsay says Bravo show purposely gave her the wrong call time. Yet forgets she was texting “On my way” for 11 hours 2 everyone!” he tweeted.

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            Lindsay Lohan Nude: Wears Nothing But SCRAM Bracelet In 6126 Ad

            Posted on June 26th, 2010 | Comments (0)

            Lindsay Lohan plans to sell her handbag line by posing nude, LA magazine reports. There is one court-mandated accessory, her SCRAM bracelet, and it is still unclear whether that will be airbrushed out, removed under police supervision or left in the advertisement.

            “We’re thinking of having police on hand so we can remove the ankle bracelet for the pictures,” said Richard Luna of The California Bag (which licenses the Lindsay’s 6126 line).

            The shoot will happen in LA next month and we will have pictures for you then.

            Lindsay posed nude in 2008 for a remake of a famous Marilyn Monroe shoot in New York magazine. Her leggings and handbags lines are both called 6126, which is Monroe’s birth date.

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              Did Kombucha Tea Set Off Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM?

              Posted on June 26th, 2010 | Comments (0)

              Lindsay Lohan’s biggest sobriety aid — a kind of tea called Kombucha that usually contains harmless traces of alcohol — could get LiLo in serious SCRAM trouble … because it might be more alcoholic than she thought.

              According to the label, the tea contains less than 0.5% alcohol — a negligible amount — but Whole Foods recently yanked all the teas from their shelves over concerns the label isn’t so accurate.

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                Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s Mom, Denied Free Ice Cream, Calls Cops

                Posted on June 26th, 2010 | Comments (0)

                Dina Lohan was denied a free Carvel ice cream cake in Long Island on Wednesday, and she called the cops to report the store.

                Dina, Lindsay’s mom, ordered a cake for son Cody’s 14th birthday, and tried to get it for free with Lindsay’s Carvel “Black” Card, a promotional gift that entitles Lindsay to free ice cream for 75 years.

                Lindsay was not present, the store asked for ID, and Dina was denied the freebie. The store employee then took the card.

                Dina’s response? To call the police on Carvel.

                Dina then told Radar:

                “Finally he gave up and gave me my card back. But he told me, ‘You can have the card, but you can’t have the cake!’

                “It just shows how we [Lohans] get treated so much worse than regular people.”

                Carvel then released a statement holding their ground.

                “Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay’s name only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without her present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanche for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.

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                  Play Lindsay Lohan Flash Games — Lindsay Lohan Dress Up 2

                  Posted on June 26th, 2010 | Comments (0)

                  Here is a huge collection of dresses and footwear choose the right dress for model Lindsay Lohan and make her more beautiful.

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                    Play Lindsay Lohan Flash Games — Lindsay Lohan Dress Up

                    Posted on June 26th, 2010 | Comments (0)

                    Dress up Lindsay Lohan

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